Bathtime with Joan

Bath Gel, Vitabath, USA

In Dynasty, Joan Collins plays Alexis. She shatters the Carrington family peace over decades with her dedication to high stakes scheming and willingness to go low. In Season 3, Alexis and Blake's new wife, Krystle (a name) square off by the estate's lily pond. The confrontation escalates quickly, ending with a drag-out  over and through the mud. Joan doesn't play, but when she does she plays dirty.

In contrast, when she's not ruining lives, her character is often filmed naked in the bath. And there, she is suddenly a kitten.

Vitabath is being in the bath with Joan Collins. Thick green gel, giant pump bottle, aggressively [haters will say aggressive] bright scent— pine, patchouli, rosewood, steam, eucalyptus. The formula is beyond concentrated and turns bathwater evil Disney stepmother green. Despite or maybe because of its intensity, it shifts the mood in the right direction. How do you say, vibe shift?