The Boyfriend Remover

Lid Opener, Gilhoolie, USA

Poor men. It seems with every passing year, the trad husband job description abbreviates exponentially. There is an ominous voice suggesting the job itself may become redundant or phased out altogether soon. Taskrabbit is a great product.

But about that jar. Where is he now. You run it under water and bang it with a knife, but now the edges are cut up and sharp, disabling you from turning it at all with your hand. So you grab a towel, too slick.

Well maybe you don’t want raspberry jam after all. Maybe you DO need a boyfriend. Or maybe not! This tool pops open jars with barely one hand. A great post-divorce, graduation, or breakup present.